Mrs. Claus had no idea that Mr. Claus hadn’t made it home after his last delivery Christmas Eve. Two days before Christmas she had noticed the elves sneaking more than just presents into the sleigh. Knowing no little boys or girls who would have added whiskey or rum to their Christmas lists, she filed for divorce, packed her suitcases, & called Sled Dog Taxi Service that same afternoon. The judge had told Santa last year that if he drank & sleighed one more Christmas Eve, the reins to the sleigh would be taken away permanently. Which, let’s face it, was just fine with the reindeer since they felt they did all the heavy work anyway. Hittin’ the unemployment line was just fine with them. They weren’t about to discourage Santa in the least. As far as they were concerned, he could skip all the AA meetings that he wanted.