When the Postmaster speaks, sometimes it’s not a bad idea to listen. Our town has an ordinance that says no parking on town streets if there’s going to be a snow storm. Unfortunately, there are a good many apartments in town with little to no available parking except for street parking. So I suppose it’s … Continue reading When the Postmaster Speaks
Forget Charles Darwin. Forget everything you learned in school about evolution. Remember? It was only the Theory of Evolution anyway. Creationism rules! Homo sapiens really does co-exist with the dinosaurs! (Tilton Park Drive, DeKalb, Illinois) Our weather forecast for this weekend is for cold cold cold & snow snow snow, so this big lady, being … Continue reading Forget Charles Dawin
I generally don’t use public bathrooms. Unless I really have to. I’m just kind of OCD that way. But the other day, for the first time, I used the bathroom in the laundromat. Shock City. I never imagined that a laundromat would have a fancy bathroom for the ladies. (I have no idea what the … Continue reading Fancy Fancy
Remember that 1970s Donny & Marie Osmond song, ‘I’m a Little Bit Country, I’m a Little Bit Rock ‘n’ Roll’? That’s the first thing that came to my mind when I saw this…………. I’m a Little Bit Christmas, I’m a Little Bit Halloween………. (DeKalb, Illinois) (DeKalb, Illinois) Continue reading I’m a Little Bit…….
(Cortland, Illinois) (Cortland, Illinois) If you have a country style mailbox, & you happen to accidentally leave the door open in the spring, you know there’s a good chance that some bird will come along, seize the opportunity, & when you go to pick up your letters the next day, mixed in with your letters … Continue reading If You Can’t Beat Them, Join Them
(Sycamore, Illinois) Heavy fog early this dreary winter morning as I was running errands………… Continue reading Just. One. Push. One. Little Push.
(DeKalb, Illinois) “People say, ‘I’m going to sleep now,’ as if it were nothing. But it’s really a bizarre activity. ‘For the next several hours, while the sun is gone, I’m going to become unconscious, temporarily losing command over everything I know and understand. When the sun returns, I will resume my life. If you … Continue reading Sleep